Like, let’s break it down:
God, The Creator of all things, like space, time, existence, gravity, just everything is telling you: “hey, do this, it’s good for you.”
Like, when you sit back and think about it, it’s literally the smartest thing you could ever do.
Look at what you’re willing to…
the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his kid and I just nodded thoughtfully and said ‘we must battle so i can become the alpha’ and my dad nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard
my grandfather and my great aunt both spoke 6 languages fluently and I remember hearing them have a conversation and they would switch languages mid sentence because what they were describing could be more succinctly said in a different language and that’s so cool if I want to express that something is really great I will say the word hella before an adjective
Today marks a week that it has been raining here. This morning, as I was walking to class, I came across a girl headed in the same direction as me, but without an umbrella. I offered her solace under my own, and she responded:
“Really? Thank you so much, you’re so nice!”
I think it a tragedy,…
How many times have I said “I must please the creator, not the created”?
How is it that I am only now realizing, I am the created?
We invented drama, have you seen our soap operas?
Some guy owns a toy factory, but his ex-wife stole the rights to the company, because she’s actually a secret agent for Israel, but this guy is getting married to this nice woman but then he’s still in love with this other woman while his son is debating whether he wants to become a serial killer or a veterinarian, he’s just wondering which job offers better retirement plans, while another guy drives a taxi as a means of stealing people’s thoughts as part of Mongolia’s intelligence service as they plan to make Genghis Khan’s reanimated body return to taking over the world using advanced technology that they attached to zombie horses with lasers on their heads.
And that’s the realistic ones.
it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes after 20 years. its weird